An sudden return by Adrian’s wife completely altered the course of events, which had been supposed to be a hot evening between Adrian and his mistress. An innocent pizza box was the source of the true surprise, which was the revelation that Adrian had been unfaithful, which ultimately changed the trajectory of his life.
Adrian watched Claire prepare for yet another business trip as she stood outside their flat, surrounded by the lights of the city centre.
“More trips?” Alan let out a sigh.
Claire remarked, “It’s part of the job,” as she zipped up her suitcase.
What’s the matter, though? Adrian pleaded with him, “Your fashion emporium is in need of you.”
“I vow that it won’t be too much longer. Also, I’ll miss you a lot.
After she had checked in at the airport, Claire had the intention of informing Adrian about her pregnancy; however, she was interrupted by an urgent call from work, which prevented her from doing so.
When Adrian got back to his house, he mumbled, “Finally, she’s gone!” and got in touch with his girlfriend.
Roses are what I’ll deliver. “I am certain that you adore them!” she assured him.
“Come soon; I can’t wait!” The excited response came from Adrian.
Together, they experienced a romantic moment just as Vanessa arrived. Although she was spraying Claire’s perfume, she mocked her by saying, “You love my kisses and her perfume, don’t you?” They were in the middle of their moment when the doorbell rang.
When Adrian was looking for a pizza delivery, he ended up finding Claire instead. “Hey, honey!”
“Ms. Claire, you’ve returned? I was under the impression that you were in Hong Kong,” Adrian said.
“My flight was cancelled,” I said. It’s going to be three more days before I leave!
In an effort to divert Claire’s attention, Adrian hurriedly followed Claire while simultaneously concealing Vanessa’s underwear.
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t like the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.
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