A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”. The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!” Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”. A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ”Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
Met Gala 2024: We Ranked the 15 Most Striking Looks
Considered Fashion’s biggest night out, the Met Gala gathers the most glamorous and in-demand stars of the moment on the first Monday of May every year. This year, the red carpet’s theme is “The Garden of Time,” a direct reference to the 1962 short story of the same name by author J.G. Ballard. We have ranked the looks of the night for you, and we can’t wait to hear your opinion.
15. Mindy Kaling
14. Gwendoline Christie
13. Sarah Jessica Parker
12. Anna Wintour
11. Gayle King
10. Lily James
9. Alexandra Michler Kopelman
8. Ashley Graham
7. Zendaya
6. La La Anthony
5. Jennifer Lopez
4. Emma Chamberlain
3. Lea Michele
2. Jessica Biel
1. Gigi Hadid
If you’re in the mood for more glamorous fashion looks, then check out our ranking of the Best Dressed Celebs at the 2024 Oscars.
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