So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
How To Keep Head Lice Away From Children (And Adults!)
Parents may find dealing with head lice to be quite frustrating, but the good news is that prevention doesn’t have to be difficult. Tea tree oil is an easy-to-implement and highly effective daily practice.
Just in time for back-to-school season, fellow parent Kim Wright posted a helpful hint on Facebook. She advises making a diluted tea tree oil spray for your kids’ hair or mixing a few drops of tea tree oil into their shampoo. This home cure deters insects in addition to helping to repel lice.
Even with our greatest efforts, lice may still infect some kids. In that case, be calm. There are several strategies for getting rid of these bothersome creatures.
It’s crucial to keep in mind that adults can also have lice. So why not give it a try as a preventative measure on yourself with a tea tree oil spray? You may enjoy peace of mind and prevent lice for your entire family by implementing these preventative measures.
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