So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Brown-Eyed Woman One Direction Idol Liam Payne Called ‘Wife’ & Mother of His Son — Pics of His Ex, 10 Years His Senior
Liam Payne’s journey from boyband fame with One Direction to fatherhood and relationships was filled with highs and lows. One significant relationship in his life was with Cheryl Cole, a British singer ten years his senior, with whom he shares a son named Bear. The couple met in 2010 on *The X Factor*, but their romance didn’t begin until 2016. Despite their age difference sparking attention, they appeared happy and shared a deep bond. Payne even referred to Cole as his “wife” in several interviews, though it was never confirmed that they married.
In 2017, the couple welcomed their son, Bear, into the world, with Payne expressing his joy over fatherhood. Though Payne and Cole eventually separated in 2018, they remained dedicated to co-parenting Bear. Payne often praised Cole, calling her “literally the best person to co-parent with,” describing their dynamic as relaxed and harmonious.
Despite the split, Payne remained a devoted father, ensuring that he maintained a close relationship with his son. He made it a priority to spend quality time with Bear, visiting him multiple times a week and engaging in regular video calls to stay connected when they were apart.
Tragically, Payne’s life was cut short in 2024 following an accident in Buenos Aires. His passing sent shockwaves through the entertainment world, leaving behind a legacy of music, fatherhood, and cherished memories shared with his fans and loved ones.
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