I was stunned when my husband, Jake, handed me a schedule to help me “become a better wife.” But instead of blowing up, I played along. Little did Jake know, I was about to teach him a lesson that would make him rethink his newfound approach to marriage.
I’ve always prided myself on being the level-headed one in our marriage. Jake, bless his heart, could get swept up in things pretty easily, whether it was a new hobby, or some random YouTube video that promised to change his life in three easy steps.
But we were solid until Jake met Steve. Steve was the type of guy who thought being loudly opinionated made him right, the type that talks right over you when you try to correct him.
He was also a perpetually single guy (who could have guessed?), who graciously dispensed relationship advice to all his married colleagues, Jake included. Jake should’ve known better, but my darling husband was positively smitten with Steve’s confidence.
I didn’t think much of it until Jake started making some noxious comments.
“Steve says relationships work best when the wife takes charge of the household,” he’d say. Or “Steve thinks it’s important for women to look good for their husbands, no matter how long they’ve been married.”
I’d roll my eyes and reply with some sarcastic remark, but it was getting under my skin. Jake was changing. He’d arch his eyebrows if I ordered takeout instead of cooking, and sigh when I let the laundry pile up because, God forbid, I had my own full-time job.
And then it happened. One night, he came home with The List.
He sat me down at the kitchen table, unfolded a piece of paper, and slid it across to me.
“I’ve been thinking,” he started, his voice dripping with a condescending tone I hadn’t heard from him before. “You’re a great wife, Lisa. But there’s room for improvement.”
My eyebrows shot up. “Oh really?”
He nodded, oblivious to the danger zone he was entering. “Yeah. Steve helped me realize that our marriage could be even better if you, you know, stepped up a bit.”
I stared at the paper in front of me. It was a schedule… and he’d written “Lisa’s Weekly Routine for Becoming a Better Wife” at the top in bold.
This guy had actually sat down and mapped out my entire week based on what Steve — a single guy with zero relationship experience — thought I should do to “improve” myself as a wife.
I was supposed to wake up at 5 a.m. every day to make Jake a gourmet breakfast. Then I’d hit the gym for an hour to “stay in shape.”
After that? A delightful lineup of chores: cleaning, laundry, ironing. And that was all before I left for work. I was supposed to cook a meal from scratch every evening and make fancy snacks for Jake and his friends when they came over to hang out at our place.
The whole thing was sexist and insulting on so many levels I didn’t even know where to start. I ended up staring at him, wondering if my husband had lost his mind.
“This will be great for you, and us,” he continued, oblivious.
“Steve says it’s important to maintain structure, and I think you could benefit from —”
“I could benefit from what?” I interrupted, my voice dangerously calm. Jake blinked, caught off guard by the interruption, but he recovered quickly.
“Well, you know, from having some guidance and a schedule.”
I wanted to throw that paper in his face and ask him if he’d developed a death wish. Instead, I did something that surprised even me: I smiled.
“You’re right, Jake,” I said sweetly. “I’m so lucky that you made me this schedule. I’ll start tomorrow.”
The relief on his face was instant. I almost felt sorry for him as I got up and stuck the list on the fridge. Almost. He had no idea what was coming.
The next day, I couldn’t help but smirk as I studied the ridiculous schedule again. If Jake thought he could hand me a list of “improvements,” then he was about to find out just how much structure our life could really handle.
I pulled out my laptop, opened up a fresh document, and titled it, “Jake’s Plan for Becoming the Best Husband Ever.” He wanted a perfect wife? Fine. But there was a cost to perfection.
Advertisement
I began by listing all the things he had suggested for me, starting with the gym membership he was so keen on. It was laughable, really.
“$1,200 for a personal trainer.” I typed, barely containing my giggle.
Next came the food. If Jake wanted to eat like a king, that wasn’t happening on our current grocery budget. Organic, non-GMO, free-range everything? That stuff didn’t come cheap.
“$700 per month for groceries,” I wrote. He’d probably need to chip in for a cooking class too. Those were pricey, but hey, perfection wasn’t free.
I leaned back in my chair, laughing to myself as I imagined Jake’s face when he saw this. But I wasn’t done. Oh no, the pièce de résistance was still to come.
See, there was no way I could juggle all these expectations while holding down my job. If Jake wanted me to dedicate myself full-time to his absurd routine, then he’d have to compensate for the loss of my income.
I pulled up a calculator, estimating the value of my salary. Then, I added it to the list, complete with a little note: “$75,000 per year to replace Lisa’s salary since she will now be your full-time personal assistant, maid, and chef.”
My stomach hurt from laughing at this point.
And just for good measure, I threw in a suggestion about him needing to expand the house. After all, if he was going to have his friends over regularly, they’d need a dedicated space that wouldn’t intrude on my newly organized, impossibly structured life.
“$50,000 to build a separate ‘man cave’ so Jake and his friends don’t disrupt Lisa’s schedule.”
By the time I was done, the list was a masterpiece. A financial and logistical nightmare, sure, but a masterpiece nonetheless. It wasn’t just a counterattack — it was a wake-up call.
I printed it out, set it neatly on the kitchen counter, and waited for Jake to come home. When he finally walked through the door that evening, he was in a good mood.
“Hey, babe,” he called out, dropping his keys on the counter. He spotted the paper almost immediately. “What’s this?”
I kept my face neutral, fighting the urge to laugh as I watched him pick it up. “Oh, it’s just a little list I put together for you,” I said sweetly, “to help you become the best husband ever.”
Jake chuckled, thinking I was playing along with his little game. But as he scanned the first few lines, the grin started to fade. I could see the wheels turning in his head, the slow realization that this wasn’t the lighthearted joke he thought it was.
“Wait… what is all this?” He squinted at the numbers, his eyes widening as he saw the total costs. “$1,200 for a personal trainer? $700 a month for groceries? What the hell, Lisa?”
I leaned against the kitchen island, crossing my arms.
“Well, you want me to wake up at 5 a.m., hit the gym, make gourmet breakfasts, clean the house, cook dinner, and host your friends. I figured we should budget for all of that, don’t you think?”
His face turned pale as he flipped through the pages. “$75,000 a year? You’re quitting your job?!”
I shrugged. “How else am I supposed to follow your plan? I can’t work and be the perfect wife, right?”
He stared at the paper, dumbfounded.
The numbers, the absurdity of his own demands, it all hit him at once. His smugness evaporated, replaced by a dawning realization that he had seriously, seriously messed up.
“I… I didn’t mean…” Jake stammered, looking at me with wide eyes. “Lisa, I didn’t mean for it to be like this. I just thought —”
“You thought what? That I could ‘improve’ myself like some project?” My voice was calm, but the hurt behind it was real. “Jake, marriage isn’t about lists or routines. It’s about respect. And if you ever try to ‘fix’ me like this again, you’ll be paying a hell of a lot more than what’s on that paper.”
Silence hung in the air, thick and uncomfortable. Jake’s face softened, his shoulders slumping as he let out a deep sigh.
“I’m sorry,” he whispered. “I didn’t realize how ridiculous it was. Steve made it sound sensible, but now I see it’s… it’s toxic. Oh God, I’ve been such a fool.”
I nodded, watching him carefully. “Yes, you have. Honestly, have you looked at Steve’s life? What makes you think he has the life experience to give you advice about marriage? Or anything else?”
The look on his face as my words hit home was priceless.
“You’re right. And he could never afford to live like this.” He slapped the list with the back of his hand. “He… he has no idea about the costs involved, or how demeaning this is. Oh, Lisa, I got carried away again, didn’t I?”
“Yes, but we’ll recover. Now, let’s tear that paper up and go back to being equals.”
He smiled weakly, the tension breaking just a little. “Yeah… let’s do that.”
We ripped up the list together, and for the first time in weeks, I felt like we were back on the same team.
Maybe this was what we needed, a reminder that marriage isn’t about one person being “better” than the other. It’s about being better together.
My Twin Sons Stopped Talking After My MIL Spent the Weekend with Us – One Night, I Finally Heard Them Speak and Was Taken Aback
When my twins stopped talking after a visit from their grandmother, I thought it was just a phase. Therapists, doctors—nothing worked. Then, late one night, I overheard them speaking in hushed tones, their words unraveling a secret that shattered everything I thought I knew about my family.
It started with the whispers. Faint, and unclear murmurs coming from Jack and Will’s room. At first, I thought I was dreaming—after all, my twin boys hadn’t uttered a single word in months. But the moment I leaned against their door and heard Jack’s voice, clear and trembling, I froze.
Woman eavesdropping | Source: Midjourney
“I can’t stay silent anymore. This will kill Mom when she finds out.”
Kill me? Find out what? My heart pounded as I strained to hear Will’s reply.
“But you heard Grandma,” he said. “Dad is handling it. And Vivian is waiting for us.”
Vivian? Who’s Vivian? And what on earth did Grandma say?
I didn’t storm in right away—not yet. I felt my legs weaken, every part of me screaming to fling the door open, to hold my boys, to demand answers. But something about the way they spoke, the weight of their words, stopped me cold.
Woman in deep thoughts | Source: Midjourney
To understand how we got here, you need to know this: my mother-in-law, Patricia, visited us exactly twice in ten years. The first time was right after Jack and Will were born.
The second time? Three months ago.
The boys adored her at first. They called her “Gram,” hung on her every word, and begged her to stay longer. And she did. But by the time she left, everything had changed. Patricia took them aside for one “private little chat,” and they haven’t spoken since—not to me, not to their dad, not even to each other.
Senior woman with her two twin grandsons | Source: Midjourney
Therapists, doctors, rewards, punishments—nothing worked. The boys remained silent, their once lively voices replaced by a void that felt like a constant shadow over our home.
Eventually, the specialists gave it a name: Temporary Mutism—a condition where a child might stop speaking, often triggered by shocking news or a traumatic event.
Then, last night, everything changed.
I couldn’t take it anymore. I pushed the door open.
As I entered, my twin boys, Jack and Will, sat on their beds, their backs stiff with tension. For a second, all I could do was stare. They had spoken. After months of suffocating silence, I’d heard their voices.
It felt surreal—like I was dreaming, or maybe losing my mind. My heart raced, caught between elation and dread. Elation because the silence was finally broken. Dread because of what I’d overheard.
Twin boys in their room | Source: Midjourney
“What are you two talking about?” I demanded, my voice trembling. The joy of hearing them speak was quickly replaced by unease. Jack flinched his entire body trembling. Will wouldn’t even look at me. They looked so small, so fragile, and yet so guilty.
Jack finally broke the standoff, his voice shaky and uneven. “Mom, we didn’t mean to… it’s not our fault… please forgive us.”
My heart cracked at his words. Forgive them? For what? My mind raced, struggling to understand. “Forgive you? What are you even talking about?”
Mother talking to her sons | Source: Midjourney
Jack opened his mouth, then shut it again. He looked over at Will, who bit his lip and a moment later blurted out. “Grandma told us not to tell you… but she said we’re not really your kids.”
The world stopped. Not my kids? The words didn’t make sense. They echoed in my head, sharp and cruel, refusing to sink in.
“What?” I whispered, my voice barely audible. “What are you saying?”
“She said we’re not your kids,” Jack mumbled, his head hanging low. He looked as if he wanted to disappear.
“That’s ridiculous,” I said, louder now. “Of course, you’re my kids. Why would she say something like that? That’s… it’s insane.”
Mother talking to her sons | Source: Midjourney
Jack’s wide, glassy eyes met mine. “I don’t believe it either, Mom,” he said, his voice breaking. “I mean… how could you not be our mom?”
My hands trembled as I knelt in front of them, cupping their faces. “Listen to me. Both of you. This is not true. I don’t care what Grandma said. You are my sons. Always.”
“But… what if she’s right?” Will whispered, his voice cracking.
I shook my head, swallowing back the lump in my throat. “No. We’re not entertaining that thought. I know how to put an end to this.”
Mother talking to her sons in their room | Source: Midjourney
Jack frowned, confused. “How?”
I stood up, forcing my voice to stay steady. “We’re doing a DNA test. We’re going to settle this once and for all. And when the results come back, we’ll prove her wrong. Okay?”
They nodded reluctantly, but I could still see the doubt lurking in their eyes. Whatever poison Patricia had poured into their ears, it wasn’t just a lie—it was a ticking time bomb. And I wasn’t going to let it tear my family apart.
A week later, the results came in.
A person holding an envelope | Source: Midjourney
I was calm—or at least, I convinced myself I was. The sealed envelope in my hand felt heavier than it should, but I didn’t hesitate. I had no doubts. This was just a formality to dispel the poison Patricia had whispered into my sons’ ears.
But when I tore the envelope open at the kitchen table and read the words, everything stopped.
0% related. No genetic match.
I froze, staring at the results.
Shocked woman staring at DNA results | Source: Midjourney
I reread them, hoping something would change but there it was in cold, clinical letters. Jack and Will weren’t mine. My hands trembled, crushing the paper in my fists. It didn’t make sense. It couldn’t make sense. But it was there, undeniable.
By the time I reached Patricia’s house, my shock had been replaced by fury. I banged on her door so hard my knuckles ached. She answered almost immediately, her expression fading when she saw my face.
Senior woman standing in her doorway | Source: Getty Images
“You,” I scoffed, shoving the papers into her hands. “You did this. You’ve been poisoning my kids against me, and now this? A DNA test says they’re not mine? Start talking, Patricia. NOW.”
For the first time in years, she looked nervous. “I… I can explain,” she stammered.
“Then explain,” I snapped, my voice breaking. “Because right now, I’m about five seconds from losing it.”
“Sit down,” she said quietly, motioning to the couch. “You need to hear the truth.”
I didn’t sit. I couldn’t. My legs felt too unstable. “Say it,” I demanded, my voice shaking.
Senior woman confronted by her daughter-in-law | Source: Midjourney
“When you gave birth… there were complications,” she began hesitantly. “You lost a lot of blood. You were unconscious for days. And… the babies didn’t make it.”
I froze. My body went numb. “What?”
“It was Daniel’s idea,” she rushed on. “There was another woman at the hospital. She gave birth to twins but didn’t want to keep them. He thought… we thought… it would be better for you. You wouldn’t survive losing them. Since I knew the surgeon, we made a deal.”
She continued, ” I convinced him to write that Vivian’s twins died while yours were okay and replaced them.”
Newborn twins in the hospital | Source: Midjourney
My breath caught, tears blurring my vision. “You lied to me. You stole them—”
“We saved you,” she cut me off, her voice firm. “You had no idea. You loved them from the start. What difference does it make?”
What difference does it make? Her words slammed into me like a blow, leaving me gasping. Everything—my boys, my life—was built on a lie.
Patricia’s words hung in the air like smoke, choking me. My vision blurred as she continued her story, each word slicing deeper into me.
Woman in deep thoughts | Source: Midjourney
“Their biological mother found out,” Patricia said. “We don’t know how. Maybe the hospital records, maybe someone talked. But she tracked us down. She wanted to meet them—Jack and Will. Daniel and I refused, of course. We thought we could keep her quiet.”
“You thought?” I echoed, my voice barely above a whisper.
Patricia shifted uncomfortably. “She threatened to tell you. She was relentless. Daniel panicked—he thought if you found out, it would destroy you. So we decided to tell the boys instead. We thought they’d understand. That they’d keep quiet until we figured it out.”
Senior woman confronted by her daughter-in-law | Source: Midjourney
“You told them?” My voice cracked, and I was suddenly on my feet, pacing the room. “You told my children—the only children I’ve ever known—that I’m not their mother? That some stranger is?”
“They had to know!” Patricia snapped. “Their biological mother wasn’t going away. She was blackmailing us.”
“And instead of telling me,” I interrupted, my fury spilling over, “you dumped that burden on two ten-year-olds and told them to stay silent?”
Patricia’s eyes hardened. “We didn’t have a choice. We did what was best for you, for them.“
Senior woman talking to her daughter in law | Source: Midjourney
I laughed bitterly, tears streaming down my face. “Best for me? You destroyed them! Do you have any idea what you’ve done?”
The pieces fell into place—the silence, the haunted looks, the cryptic whispers. Jack and Will had been carrying this terrible secret alone. No wonder they’d stopped talking.
At that moment, the front door swung open. Daniel walked in, his face falling as he saw the papers clenched in my hand. “You told her,” he muttered to Patricia.
“No,” I said, my voice steady now. “She didn’t tell me. The DNA test did.“
Daniel froze. For the first time in years, I saw fear in his eyes.
Nervous man standing in the hallway | Source: Midjourney
I stepped closer, my voice trembling with rage. “You both lied to me. You stole my right to grieve, to make my own choices. And now you’ve put my boys through hell. I’ll never forgive you for this.”
Turning to Patricia, I added coldly, “But you’re wrong about one thing. I am their mother. I always have been. And you—both of you—will never come near them again.”
Jack’s voice cut through the silence. “Mom?”
I turned to see him standing in the doorway, tears in his eyes. “We told Grandma we’d never say anything. But… we don’t want to meet her. You’re our mom. That’s all that matters.”
My knees buckled, but I managed to pull him into a hug. “That’s all that’s ever mattered,” I whispered.
Mother hugging her son | Source: Midjourney
If you enjoyed this story, you might like this one too: We adopted a 4-year-old girl – A month later, she told me, ‘mommy, don’t trust daddy.’
This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided as “is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
Leave a Reply