As if being cheated on wasn’t enough, my ex-boyfriend texted me out of the blue, making monetary demands! After I got over the shock, I devised a cunning plan that would be replicated down the line. I made him regret ever making the request!
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So, here’s the deal. My ex, Dan Brown, and I had been together for five years. Things were great until they weren’t. When we broke up because of his cheating, I thought that was the end of it. Boy, was I wrong!
What made me think we were all done was that we had no contact for a while. I believed he’d moved on with the woman he cheated on me with, but that wasn’t the case. A month after our breakup, Dan suddenly reappeared last week, daring to text me with a ludicrous demand!
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When you hear what it was, you’ll also agree that his request was the pettiest, leading it to be almost comical! His message was him asking me to pay him back for every penny he ever spent on me. Seriously!?
Dan was asking for money for all the gifts he’d bought me for special days like my birthdays, Christmas, and New Year’s! That man had LITERALLY calculated every penny he’d spent, leading to a large sum!
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“You need to pay me back EACH and EVERY penny!” he demanded. He didn’t even bother greeting me before making demands! The nerve of this guy! At first, I was stunned! Who does that? But then, the more I thought about it, the more it made me laugh!
Instead of texting him and telling him how pathetic he was for making such a request, I chose to hold my tongue. I didn’t even brag to Dan about how the amount he wanted wasn’t more than what I had spent on HIM for those same days. After all, we had been together for long enough.
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Initially, I asked him, “But throughout our relationship, you said I didn’t have to pay you back?” I was shocked when he replied, “It doesn’t matter. I need that money now, so hurry up.” I thought about ignoring him, but then a brilliantly mischievous plan started to form in my head.
I came up with a better plan to exact my revenge and decided to play along but with a twist! “Sure thing, Dan,” I texted back, “I’ll pay you back.” His response came within seconds, filled with self-righteous triumph:
“Good. I knew you’d come to your senses.”
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Little did he know, I had something else in mind. I set up a direct debit to send him ONE penny a day. One single, solitary penny. I remember the exact moment I hit the final confirmation button on my bank’s app.
My best friend, Emily, was sitting across from me at our favorite café. She was watching my every move with a mixture of curiosity and amusement. “What are you doing?” she asked, leaning over the table. “I’m paying Dan back,” I said with a grin.
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Emily’s eyebrows shot up. “How?”
“One penny a day.” Her eyes widened, and then she burst out laughing. “No way! That’s genius!” We both laughed until tears streamed down our faces! Our laughter attracted a few curious glances from other patrons. But I didn’t care.
The most exciting part about this whole thing was that I had added the reference “cheating [expletive].” It showed up with each payment made daily. This was the best plan I’d ever come up with!
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A week later, Dan texted me again. “What the hell, Stacy? Why am I getting pennies from you?” I couldn’t help but laugh as I read his message. “I told you I’d pay you back,” I replied. “It’ll take a while, but you’ll get your money.”
He called me immediately, his voice boiling with anger. “This isn’t funny, Stacy! I want my money NOW!”
“Well, Dan,” I said calmly, “you’re getting it. One penny at a time.”
“Stop this nonsense right now!”
“Or what? You’ll take me to court? Go ahead.”
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I figured from now on, he’d think about me daily for the next SEVEN years since he decided to mess with me! He hung up, and I felt a surge of satisfaction. Dan had always been controlling, always needing to have the upper hand. This was the first time I felt like I had the power, and it felt AMAZING!
Months went by, and the daily penny transfers continued. Emily and I would joke about it often, wondering how long it would take before my ex finally snapped. Every time I saw that single penny deducted from my account, it felt like a small victory!
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One day, I got another message from Dan. But this time, it wasn’t filled with anger. “Please, Stacy. Just stop this. I get it. You win.” I thought about it for a while. He had been a jerk, but did I really want to keep this up forever?
I decided it was time to end the penny payments, but not without one final touch. I withdrew the remaining amount I owed him in pennies and nickels and placed them in a small box. It was a hefty little package. I decorated it with a nice bow and included a handwritten note:
“Here’s the rest of what I owe you. Have a nice life, Dan.”
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I mailed it to his apartment. The thought of him opening the box, finding hundreds of pennies and nickels, and realizing he’d lost his battle filled me with immense satisfaction. A few days later, I got a message from Dan. It read, “You’re insane.”
I showed it to Emily, and we laughed until our stomachs hurt! “You know, I think he’s finally realized he messed with the wrong person,” she said, still chuckling.
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In the end, this little revenge plan wasn’t just about getting back at Dan. It was about reclaiming my sense of control and humor after a relationship that had taken so much out of me. And it worked. I felt lighter, freer, and ready to move on!
Months passed, and my ex faded into a distant memory. Life was good. Emily and I graduated, and we both landed jobs in the city. One evening, while we were out celebrating a promotion, Emily raised her glass and said:
“To the best revenge plot ever executed.”
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I raised mine too, happy to be honored. “To the best friend who helped me through it,” I replied, clinking my glass against hers. And just like that, Dan and his ridiculous demands were behind me. I learned that sometimes, the best way to handle pettiness is with a little bit of creativity and a whole lot of humor!
Years after my little revenge plot, I found myself telling the story to a new friend, Jenny. She had been going through a rough breakup. But she was sharp and had a knack for turning the tables in ANY situation.
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After hearing my story, Jenny smiled and said, “You know, that gives me an idea.” I raised an eyebrow. “Oh?”
“Yeah. My ex, Jake, just demanded I pay HIM back for a trip we took together. I think I can take a page out of your book.”
A few weeks later, I got a call from her. “Remember how I said I had an idea?”
“Yeah?”
“Well, I told Jake I’d pay him back, too. But I set up a monthly payment of ten cents! I even made it a direct debit from my account!”
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I laughed, remembering my own scheme. “How’s he taking it?”
“He’s FURIOUS! Keeps texting me to stop, but I remind him I’m paying him back, just like he asked.”
“Sounds like you’ve got this under control,” I replied, laughing at her ex’s misery.
“Thanks to you,” Jenny said. “I don’t feel powerless anymore.”
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We chatted for a while longer, sharing stories and laughing about our past relationships. Jenny’s plan wasn’t just about revenge; it was about regaining power like I had. As we ended the call, I felt a sense of pride.
Not only had I managed to turn a ridiculous demand into a source of empowerment for myself, but I’d also inspired someone else to do the same. And that felt EVEN better than the revenge itself!
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Beyoncé Snubbed at 2024 CMAs, and the Beyhive Is Stirred Into Action
Beyoncé’s CMA Snub Sparks Debate: Is Country Music Ready to Embrace Change?
The world of country music, deeply rooted in tradition, rarely escapes unshaken when a global superstar enters its fold. Beyoncé’s venture into the genre, however, did more than cause a stir—it ignited a fierce conversation about inclusivity and evolution. Now, with the 2024 Country Music Awards (CMA) excluding her from nominations, fans are questioning whether this was an oversight or a reflection of the industry’s broader challenges.
Beyoncé’s Bold Crossover Into Country Music
Beyoncé has never been one to shy away from crossing musical boundaries. Her journey into country music, marked by her chart-topping single Texas Hold ‘Em and the critically acclaimed album Cowboy Carter, was both unexpected and groundbreaking.
Released in 2023, Cowboy Carter combined traditional country storytelling with Beyoncé’s signature flair, resonating with audiences across genres. The album dominated the Billboard Hot Country Songs chart for 10 weeks, a testament to its widespread appeal. Fans anticipated the CMA would honor her success, but when the nominations were announced, her name was absent, leaving many stunned.
The Snub That Sparked Outrage
Despite her undeniable impact, Beyoncé received no CMA nominations in 2024—a decision that has sparked widespread frustration. Her fanbase, the Beyhive, took to social media to express their disappointment, accusing the CMA of ignoring an artist who broke records and shattered stereotypes.
Many felt the omission wasn’t just about awards; it was symbolic of a larger issue. As a Black woman achieving unprecedented success in a genre often criticized for its lack of diversity, Beyoncé’s snub felt like a missed opportunity to celebrate progress in country music.
A Complicated History: Beyoncé and Country Music
This isn’t Beyoncé’s first brush with the complexities of the country music industry. In 2016, her performance of Daddy Lessons alongside The Chicks at the CMA Awards was met with mixed reactions. While some praised her artistry, others questioned her place in the genre, exposing underlying tensions.
Reflecting on that experience, Beyoncé admitted to feeling unwelcome in the country music space. In a recent interview, she revealed, “Cowboy Carter was born out of an experience where it became very clear that I wasn’t welcomed… It was my way of reclaiming a space that I’ve always loved.”
Breaking Records but Facing Resistance
Beyoncé’s achievements in country music are undeniable. Texas Hold ‘Em became one of the most successful country songs of 2023, and Cowboy Carter earned her a place in history as the first Black woman to top the country charts as a solo artist. Yet, her groundbreaking accomplishments seemed to go unnoticed by the CMA.
Fans and critics alike have called out the industry for failing to acknowledge Beyoncé’s contributions, highlighting the challenges Black artists face in breaking into traditionally white-dominated spaces.
The Debate: Is Beyoncé “Country Enough”?
A lingering question surrounding Beyoncé’s exclusion is whether her association with other genres influenced the CMA’s decision. While Cowboy Carter and Texas Hold ‘Em are undeniably country, purists argue that Beyoncé’s pop and R&B roots overshadow her contributions to the genre.
Others, however, see her presence as a necessary evolution. They argue that Beyoncé’s success represents a shift toward greater inclusivity in country music—a genre that must adapt to remain relevant in a changing cultural landscape.
The Beyhive’s Reaction
Known for their unwavering loyalty, the Beyhive flooded social media with messages of support, accusing the CMA of gatekeeping the genre. Many pointed out that Beyoncé’s impact extended beyond her music, as she opened doors for more diversity in country music.
For fans, the snub wasn’t just about Beyoncé—it was about challenging the systemic barriers that continue to exclude underrepresented voices.
What’s Next for Beyoncé in Country Music?
While the CMA’s snub has left many disappointed, Beyoncé’s influence in country music is far from over. Her success with Cowboy Carter proved she has a place in the genre, and her fans eagerly anticipate what she’ll do next.
The incident also raises important questions about the future of country music. Will the genre become more inclusive, or will it cling to its traditional roots at the expense of progress?
Conclusion: A Missed Opportunity
Beyoncé’s exclusion from the 2024 CMA nominations highlights the ongoing struggle for inclusivity in country music. Despite her groundbreaking achievements, the lack of recognition speaks volumes about the barriers that still exist within the industry.
As country music evolves, there’s hope that future awards will better reflect the diverse voices shaping the genre today. Until then, Beyoncé’s mark on country music remains undeniable—a powerful reminder that change, though slow, is inevitable.
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