Laughter is often said to be the best medicine, and for good reason! It brings joy, boosts our mood, and even prolongs our lives.
When a blonde woman greeted an older man with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” she had no idea it would lead to an unexpected exchange…
His hilarious reply not only caught her off guard but also turned an ordinary Friday into a moment of pure joy…. Curious about what he said that made her laugh so hard?
Keep reading to discover the punchline…
A businessman got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back at her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “S-H-I-T means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—duuhhh.”
BONUS: ANOTHER FUNNY STORY 👇🏻
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman… He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, woke up his kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home, and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners, and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. He set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, he set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30, he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops, and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m., he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!”
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you’ll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.”
Why not share a laugh today? Whether it’s with a friend, family member, or even a stranger, let the laughter echo and brighten someone’s day.
After all, a shared laugh is a moment worth cherishing! If this story made you smile, don’t forget to share it with others—because everyone deserves a little humor in their lives!
Hollywood Heartthrob Tom Cruise Swept Off His Feet by Rumored ‘New’ Love
The public has been wondering about the 61-year-old actor Tom Cruise’s love life as he has been comparatively quiet about his romantic pursuits in recent years. His third wife, Katie Holmes, filed for divorce fifteen years ago, which is a noteworthy period of time. Cruise appears to have faced difficulties in the dating world despite his ongoing fame.
Rumors have recently connected Cruise romantically to Hayley Atwell, his co-star in Mission: Impossible, and then to Colombian pop singer Shakira. Still, there are doubts about these rumors’ veracity. Those who are excited to see Cruise with a new partner may be interested in learning the most recent rumors about his 36-year-old ex-wife, Elsina Khayrova.
Rumors have claimed that Elsina Khayrova is having intimate relations with a billionaire from Russia. Reportedly, Cruise and Khayrova were spotted together at a party in Mayfair, London, and looked to be best friends. The British citizen and former model Khayrova just divorced a business tycoon earlier this year. Her marriage came to light when, in 2022, she was forced to pay a large amount of £117,000 ($149,500) to a company that installed fountains in one of her and her ex-husband’s homes.
An insider at the event said that although Cruise was courteous, she turned down requests for pictures, which prompted the DJ to announce in Russian to the audience that Cruise would have liked not to be taken. The majority of the evening was spent dancing together between Cruise and Khayrova, which excited bystanders. Cruise was also seen having fun among a group of women at one point.
Tom Cruise has been married three times in the past. He was married to Nicole Kidman for eleven years, from 1990 to 2001, following his first marriage, which lasted from 1987 to 1990. Cruise, a well-known Scientologist, divorced Katie Holmes in 2012 and hasn’t been dating since. His union with Holmes was consummated in 2012.
The intriguing query that emerges is: Is Elsina Khayrova the purported new girlfriend of Tom Cruise? Please feel free to leave a remark below with your opinions! The audience is still enthralled with the romantic life story that is developing around Cruise, and time will tell if the rumors are true or not.
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