Who brings their parents to a first date? My boyfriend from a dating app did. But what really got me was the list of OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS his parents brought with them. I knew I’d have to outwit them… but on my own terms.
When I virtually met Jacob on a dating site several months ago, we hit it off instantly. The connection felt real — the kind that makes your heart skip a beat when you see a new message notification. I grew to think that he was “the one,” but then when we actually met… well, let’s just say reality has a way of shattering our perfectly crafted illusions.
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Three months of late-night texts and hour-long video calls had built up to this moment. Jacob wasn’t just another match; he was different.
While most guys led with cheesy pickup lines or bland “hey” messages, he had caught my attention with a detailed comment about my profile photo taken at Comic-Con.
“Is that a handmade Scarlet Witch costume?” he’d written. “The detail work is incredible!”
From there, our conversations flowed naturally. He listened, really listened, when I talked about my work as a graphic designer and my dreams of starting my own studio.
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He shared my love for true crime podcasts and could quote every episode of my favorite shows by heart. When I mentioned my sister’s battle with depression, he opened up about his own experiences with anxiety.
“I feel like I can tell you anything,” he’d said during one of our video calls, his warm brown eyes crinkling at the corners. “I’ve never connected with someone like this before.”
“Me neither,” I’d admitted, feeling my cheeks flush. “Sometimes I worry this is too good to be true.”
He’d laughed then, running a hand through his dark hair. “I can’t wait to finally meet you in person. Friday at Coffee Beanz? 7 p.m.?”
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“It’s a date! Finally!” I’d chirped, unable to contain my excitement.
“See you on Friday!” He said as I hung up, blushing.
I spent the entire week planning my outfit, finally settling on a gorgeous dress that my best friend Sarah insisted brought out my eyes.
“He won’t know what hit him,” she’d said, helping me style my hair.
Friday evening found me standing outside Coffee Beanz, smoothing down my dress for the hundredth time. Through the window, I could see couples enjoying their meals, soft candlelight flickering across their faces.
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My hands were shaking slightly as I pushed open the heavy wooden door, the warm aroma of garlic and fresh bread enveloping me. My eyes nervously darted around in search of Jacob.
“Lia! Over here!”
I turned toward Jacob’s familiar voice, my practiced smile freezing on my face. There he sat, but not ALONE.
An older couple sat beside him, their faces beaming with smiles. My heart, which had been filled with excitement all day, sank to my stomach.
“Hey… um, hi, what’s going on?” I managed, my brain struggling to process the scene before me.
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Jacob stood up, his bright smile unchanged as if this was completely normal. “Lia, I’m so excited to finally meet you! These are my parents, Linda and Patrick!”
Linda, a petite woman with perfectly coiffed gray hair and gold earrings that probably cost more than my monthly rent, gave me a practiced smile that didn’t reach her eyes. Patrick, sporting a dress shirt that seemed a size too small for his frame, barely looked up from his menu.
“Sit down, girl,” Linda patted the chair next to her, not next to Jacob. “While we wait for our appetizers, I have a few questions for you.”
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I sank into the chair, still trying to make sense of this ambush. The waiter appeared with water glasses, and I found myself wishing it was something stronger.
That’s when Linda pulled out a crisp sheet of paper from her designer handbag.
“Now then,” she cleared her throat, clicking her gold-plated pen. “I’ve prepared a brief questionnaire to help us get to know you better. I want you to fill it out.”
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My eyes scanned the paper she placed before me, each question worse than the last:
1. What is your current annual income and five-year career projection?
2. Please list any medical conditions, including a family history of genetic disorders.
3. How many romantic partners have you had, and what were the reasons for those relationships ending?
4. Do you own or lease your vehicle? What is your credit score?
5. Are you willing to sign a prenuptial agreement?
6. Do you plan to work after having children? If so, who will provide childcare?
7. What is your stance on living with in-laws?
8. Are you willing to host special occasions like Thanksgiving & Christmas every year without expecting a penny from your partner?
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The questions went on and on like a never-ending train carriage. My water glass stopped halfway to my mouth. “I’m sorry, but is this for real?”
“Of course it is, dear,” Linda replied, her tone suggesting I was being deliberately difficult. “Our family has certain standards to maintain. We need to ensure any potential partners for our Jacob are… suitable.”
My eyes darted to Jacob, waiting for him to jump in, to say this was all a joke. But he just sat there, examining his napkin as if it held the secrets of the universe.
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Something snapped inside me. Three months of building this connection, sharing hopes and fears, only to be treated like a job applicant? No. This called for a different approach.
“Would you excuse me for just a moment?” I smiled sweetly. “Ladies’ room.”
Instead of heading to the restroom, I ducked into the convenience store next door. Five minutes later, I returned with my own notebook and pen.
“Before I answer your questions,” I said, sitting down with renewed confidence, “I have a few of my own.”
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Linda’s perfectly plucked eyebrows shot up in surprise as I placed the paper with my questions on the table. She picked it up and began reading loudly, her face speaking volumes of her anger.
“Question one: At what point did you realize your son wasn’t capable of choosing his own partner?”
Patricks’s face reddened. Jacob finally looked up from his napkin.
“Question two: How many women have actually completed your interrogation process? Or do most run screaming before the credit check?”
“This is completely inappropriate!” Linda’s voice pitched higher as she continued to read.
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“Question three: Do you also inspect their teeth like show horses, or is that saved for the second date?”
“Question four: When Jacob moves out of your basement, will you be requiring his future wife to submit weekly progress reports?”
“Question five: Have you considered therapy for your control issues, or is that too personal a question?”
“That’s enough!” Jacob slammed his hand on the table, making the silverware jump. “You have no right to disrespect my family like this!”
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I leaned back, crossing my arms. “Oh, but they have every right to treat me like I’m applying for a position at the FBI?”
“My parents are just looking out for me,” he protested, his voice weak. “They want what’s best— “
“No, Jacob. What’s best for you would be growing a backbone and living your own life.”
Linda and Patrick were already gathering their things, faces flushed with indignation. Linda’s hands shook as she stuffed her questionnaire back into her bag.
“We’re leaving,” she announced. “Jacob, come on. She’s not the one for you.”
“Wait!” I called out, loud enough for nearby tables to turn. “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
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They paused. “WHAT??”
“Waiter, these people are trying to leave without paying their bill!” I announced loudly, waving to the waiter. “Guess running out on checks is another proud family tradition!”
The restaurant had gone quiet. Linda’s hands shook as she pulled out her credit card, practically throwing it at the waiter. I stood up, smoothing my dress once again.
“Well, this has been entertaining. I’ll cover my water.” I placed a five-dollar bill on the table and turned to Jacob.
“Good luck finding someone who meets your family’s rigorous standards. Although, you might want to try job recruitment sites instead of dating apps. I hear they provide detailed background checks and references.”
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As I walked out into the cool evening air, my phone buzzed with a message from Jacob, “You didn’t have to be so cruel. My parents were just looking out for me.”
I typed back, “Just looking out for myself, mama’s boy. Goodbye!”
Later that night, Sarah called to hear about the date. After I finished telling her everything, she was quiet for a moment.
“You know what?” she finally said. “I bet Linda has a spreadsheet ranking all of Jacob’s potential wives.”
We both burst out laughing, and I felt the last of my disappointment melt away. Dodged a bullet? Absolutely. And I’ve never been so grateful for a red flag wrapped in a questionnaire.
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This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided “as is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
My BIL Asked Me to Wear All White to His Gender Reveal Party – When I Found Out Why, I Was Speechless
What was meant to be an innocent gender reveal party turned into a messy event at the expense of us, the guests. Luckily, my future mother-in-law was a sensible woman who anticipated the drama. I was shocked and quite angry when I realized the truth about why there was a last-minute dress code.
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Hi everyone, my name is Tammy, 30, and I am engaged to Dean, 32. My tale is about a huge betrayal from my fiancé’s family’s side that led me to turn to revenge.
Okay, so my future brother-in-law (BIL), Sam, decided to throw a gender reveal party for his first child. Dean and I, his plus one were invited. But I guess there were red flags we should’ve picked up on about this event, but Dean and I brushed them off.
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Firstly, the invite to the gender reveal said the following:
“Every guest and their plus ones MUST EACH bring gifts to the party. Yours is Medium Diapers + a gift to the upcoming baby’s mom and dad.”
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I must admit that I was kind of shocked that the gift was not even for the baby! Unless diapers are seen as presents for babies these days! Another red flag was that the invite didn’t mention anything about a dress code.
Yet, a week before the event, we found out that EVERYONE must wear ALL WHITE. The last-minute information threw me off. But Dean was set because he had his father’s old white suit.
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However, I HATE white clothes with a passion! I vented to my fiancé about it, saying, “This sucks! Why didn’t Sam tell us earlier? Because I don’t do white clothes. They get dirty quickly, and I don’t find them flattering.”
“Sorry, my love, so what are you going to do?” Dean asked. “I’ll have to go out and buy a last-minute outfit, I don’t have a choice.”
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The week went by and as I stepped into Sam’s gender reveal party in a crisp white jumpsuit, the air felt charged. I wasn’t sure but it felt like it had an undercurrent of suspense. Everyone, draped in white, exchanged pleasantries, oblivious to the impending drama.
The unsuspecting guests and I were on the brink of a colorful disaster, and we had no idea!
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“Hey, did you manage to find something white to wear after all?” Dean whispered. His eyes scanned my outfit with a hint of amusement as we had arrived separately.
I chuckled, adjusting my jumpsuit. “Yes, but I swear if one drop of red wine gets on this, I’m retiring from all future themed parties.”
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As laughter and chatter filled the room, Sam and his girlfriend Berta floated from group to group. Their smiles were a bit too wide, their excitement palpable. “Everyone, gather around! We’re about to reveal something amazing!” Sam announced, his voice booming over the crowd’s buzz.
The guests huddled together, anticipation building. “This better be good, Sam,” I muttered under my breath, expecting some extravagant fireworks or a theatrical announcement.
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Suddenly, as Sam hit a remote, showers of pink and blue paint erupted from hidden nozzles, splattering everyone in sight! My mouth dropped open in disbelief and we all gasped as we figured out why he wanted us to wear white!
The vibrant stains seeped into the fabric of my once-perfect attire! Turns out he wanted us to wear the color to ruin everyone’s outfits for his and Berta’s amusement!
“What the—Sam! You could’ve warned us!” someone shouted from the back, his voice tinged with irritation.
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Dean, wiping blue paint off his glasses, looked bewildered. “Babe, did you know about this?”
“No! This is insane. My entire outfit is damaged for good!” I exclaimed, my initial amusement turning into frustration.
As the shock subsided, the crowd’s mood turned sour. The playful atmosphere was replaced by an air of annoyance. Guests examined their spoiled clothes with furrowed brows. But my BIL and Berta were in stitches, laughing at our collective expense.
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After the infamous paint fiasco, the atmosphere had definitively shifted! While it should have been a moment of fun, the result was anything but. Seeing everyone’s dismay, Sam’s mother, who had been skeptical about the party’s excessive demands, took charge.
Gathering everyone’s attention, she stepped forward with resolve. “Sam, Berta, it’s time for your joint gift,” she announced, presenting an envelope with a flourish. The couple, still basking in the aftermath of their stunt, eagerly took the envelope.
Although everyone was skeptical about getting presents for Sam and Berta, we’d collectively decided to get them a joint one.
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We got Sam’s mother, who was strangely dressed in black and gray, to book a vacation for the couple.
My BIL tore open the envelope, his face transitioning from joy to confusion as he pulled out a stack of gift cards. “What’s this?” he asked, his voice faltering.
“These aren’t for a vacation as initially planned,” his mother explained, her tone stern yet composed. “These are from all of us, to replace the clothes ruined today. It’s an apology, from you to everyone here.”
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It seems my future mother-in-law (MIL) had known about the gender reveal plans. Instead of getting the gift we’d all agreed on, she got something to compensate us instead. This was her way of rectifying the damage her son had caused.
Murmurs of agreement echoed around the room, the guests nodding in approval. “You need to understand, Sam, that actions have consequences,” his mother continued, her gaze unwavering.
“This isn’t just about ruined outfits—it’s about respect and consideration, something you both need to learn.”
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Sam looked around, his cheeks reddening with a mixture of embarrassment and realization. He seemed to absorb the weight of his mother’s words. Berta, by his side, appeared to shrink a little, her eyes widening as the reality of their misstep settled in.
The lesson was clear and the message resonant. Not only did the event address the immediate issue of damaged attire, but it also promised a lasting impact on the couple’s approach to relationships and responsibility.
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As Dean and I left the party, the stained fabric of my jumpsuit seemed less of a disaster. It was more of a testament to a moment of collective standing—turning a reckless celebration into a profound life lesson.
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Tammy’s tale demonstrates how inconsiderate people can be when choose to put their needs and wants above the wellbeing and feelings of others. In Barbara’s story, both her husband and MIL ignore how she feels, leading her to give the former an ultimatum.
I Threw a Surprise Birthday Party for My Mother-in-Law, but What She Did to Me Made Me Escape in Tears
Oh, Barbara! What a whirlwind of emotions! Your efforts to mend fences with Elaine, her MIL, despite the chilly vibes, truly showcase your dedication to Bill, her husband. It’s downright heartwarming how you pulled off a fabulous surprise party for her MIL.
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It came complete with jazz and gourmet treats, hoping to thaw the icy relations. Yet, the plot thickened with an unexpected twist that would give soap operas a run for their money!
The party’s surprise guest turned out to be none other than Kathy, Bill’s ex, who, thanks to Elaine’s cunning, reappeared with the timing of a dramatic season finale cliffhanger. Barbara’s MIL’s move, inviting Kathy under the guise of reconnecting family ties, was a classic “stir the pot” moment, leaving you in a tempest of confusion and hurt.
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Your pain was palpable when Bill, caught in the awkward position between familial loyalty and marital support, opted for a peace-keeping hug with Kathy, sending you over the edge. It’s tough, Barbara, really tough. The ride home alone, followed by the flood of tears, paints a vivid picture of your distress.
The ensuing confrontation with Bill highlights a significant rift, with you standing your ground, demanding the respect you deserve. Your ultimatum to your husband, insisting on an apology from Elaine or her absence, places you at a crossroads in your relationship, challenging the dynamics within your family structure.
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So, dear readers, what’s your take? Is Barbara the heroine of her own love story, fighting against the odds for her place in the family? Or is she in a losing battle against the shadows of Bill’s past? Dive into the discussion and let us know your thoughts on this saga of love, loyalty, and family feuds!
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This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided “as is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
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