
The hit 1972 sitcom “M*A*S*H” introduced the world to a number of memorable and beloved characters, from the smart-mouthed yet compassionate Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce to his endearing friend, Captain B.J. Hunnicutt. Almost every character had stuck in the minds of the fans.
One of the characters that often featured but was easily overlooked by his military counterparts due to his nervous nature was the 4077 MASH unit’s company clerk, Corporal Walter Eugene “Radar” O’Reilly. Although many of the staff on the base tended to take Radar’s effort for granted, the fans sure noticed him.
Radar was portrayed by the acclaimed actor Gary Burghoff from the start of the TV show in 1972 until the seventh season, which aired in 1979. Although fans clamored for more of the unassuming clerk, Burghoff revealed that he needed to step away from the show to rekindle his personal relationships and fight burnout.
“M*A*S*H’s” Influence and Burghoff’s Personal Identity
Although Burghoff enjoyed playing Radar, the role became increasingly demanding. The actor commented that it became difficult to separate himself from his character in the eyes of the public, which soon became tedious. He also noted that he despised being fawned over by the crowds:
“Aw, I know I’m cute. Cute, cute, CUTE! I was always cute because I was always the smallest kid on the block. I hate cute.”
Everyone saw Burghoff as an adorable, short, timid character as they’d known him on-screen and on the stage for many years. However, after years of being looked down upon, both metaphorically and physically speaking, Burghoff grew tired of the persona so easily attributed to him by scores of people he had never even met.
The actor lashed out against this view of him as a cute little fellow by defending his height. As he so rightly pointed out, 5 feet 6 inches isn’t irregularly short, and he would have seen the tops of Arte Johnson or Mickey Rooney’s heads had they ever met. Nonetheless, the persona stuck.
Luckily for all his fans, Burghoff didn’t let his disability stand in his way, and he pursued his dream of becoming an actor.
Despite his misgivings about how others perceived him, Burghoff’s fellow cast members adored him. The director Charles Dubin recalled working with Burghoff before he left “M*A*S*H,” noting how caring and pleasant Burghoff was to everyone on set. However, Burghoff had another aspect of himself that drove down his self-esteem.
Burghoff had been born with a congenital disability called Brachydactyly, a form of Poland Syndrome. The condition left the actor with three fingers on his left hand that were noticeably smaller than the rest of his digits, and the abnormality had plagued him since he was a small child. The actor commented:
“Of course, this defect affected me while I was growing up. I suppose when I was very young, I knew my disability would set me apart and make me special.”
Luckily for all his fans, Burghoff didn’t let his disability stand in his way, and he pursued his dream of becoming an actor. Yet, becoming a fan-favorite on one of the most iconic TV shows America had ever produced never managed to quell his insecurities about his stout fingers and stocky frame.
Throughout his run on “M*A*S*H,” Burghoff tried to hide his left hand from the camera. He would often position himself so that the camera could only see one side of his body and usually gestured with his right if the scene required it, although the actor would be obligated to use both hands now and again.
In one of the earliest episodes, viewers were introduced to Radar as he stood in an open area, wearing a greyish shirt and his trademark cap. As the actor turned around and looked at the sky — once again hearing approaching helicopters before everyone else — the camera briefly panned over both his hands holding a football.
When Colonel Sherman T. Potter first made his appearance on the show, taking over from the beloved Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, Radar and the new commander shared a scene where they first met. As Colonel Potter exited the room to find the latrines, the camera centered on Burghoff’s upper body as he opened a box with both hands.
Another infamous scene caught Burghoff with both hands on camera. During a regular morning salute, with the loathsome Major Frank Burns leading the ceremony, Radar does his usual morning salute with a bugle. In a hilarious twist, one of the men fires off the ceremonial canon at Burns’s behest.
Naturally, Radar gets the short end of the stick as the cannonball flies directly at him, knocking his instrument clean out of his hands. In the next few seconds, Burghoff turns toward the camera in a pantomime of rage, balling his fists and stomping in outrage. Here, both his hands can be seen for a brief second.
In one of the later episodes, the writers showed off Radar’s softer side when he cuddled his pet guinea pig, Babette. Naturally, Radar stood with his left hand beneath his right, but just as he started to sing, Father John Mulcahy called for him. Burghoff’s hands were visible again as he put the Babette away.
One of the scenes where Burghoff openly showed his left hand came as part of another gag the show pulled. At the start of the scene, Radar could be seen walking across a dirt road while two other military personnel walked away from the camera. The man on Radar’s right first lifted his hand in salute, followed shortly by one on the left.
Radar, the pleasant character he was, lifted his right hand in response to the first salute, as military etiquette dictates. Caught off guard by the quick second salute, Radar lifted his left hand as well, essentially performing a double salute. Feeling sheepish, he frowned and lowered his hands slowly in one of Burghoff’s classic displays of confusion.
My Dog Grew Unusually Attached to My Wife – The Reason I Discovered Led to Our Divorce

When my wife fell ill, our loyal Labrador became her constant guardian, never leaving her side. Even after she recovered, his clinginess escalated. Concerned and puzzled, we sought answers, only to uncover a shocking revelation that shattered our marriage and changed our lives forever.
I never thought I’d be sitting on my front porch, staring at a sunset while struggling to come to terms with the breakdown of my marriage.
Life has funny way of throwing curveballs, and today, I was squarely in the path of one such pitch.
It all started a few weeks back. Alicia, my wife, had always been the nurturing type. She had a knack for making our house feel like a home, filled with warmth and love.
Then she was struck down by a nasty stomach bug. It came out of nowhere and knocked her off her feet, leaving her exhausted.
Rocky, our three-year-old Labrador, became her shadow during those days. He refused to leave her side, even when I tried to coax him away with his favorite toy.
After Alicia recovered, Rocky’s behavior didn’t revert to normal. If anything, it intensified. He’d whine and scratch at the door if Alicia so much as stepped out of his sight. It was sweet at first, until he became aggressive.
One day, Alicia took him for a walk through our neighborhood. The Thompson kids were playing out front with their terrier, a common sight.
Usually, Rocky would’ve ignored the commotion, but not this time.
The terrier spotted Rocky and ran up to him. Rocky tensed immediately, and when the terrier was about a yard away, he bared his teeth and snarled at him.
“Rocky, what the heck?” Alicia said, tightening her grip on his lead.
He continued to snarl and snap at the terrier until the kids called their dog away. This sort of behavior was completely out of character for Rocky, and it set off alarms in my head.
“James, what’s wrong with Rocky?” Alicia asked me one morning, her voice tinged with worry as Rocky pressed himself against her legs.
“I’m not sure, but he’s definitely not himself,” I replied, frowning. “Maybe we should take him to the vet. Just to be safe.”
The vet visit was supposed to put our minds at ease, but it did anything but. As we sat in the waiting room with Rocky nestled at Alicia’s feet, a woman with a poodle struck up a conversation.
“Your dog is very attached to your wife,” she noted after we’d explained his recent odd behavior. “My poodle here used to do the same thing when I was pregnant. Dogs can sense these things, you know.”
Alicia and I exchanged a look. It was a fleeting moment of shared surprise, quickly followed by a rush of excitement. Could it be possible?
That evening, we decided to take a pregnancy test.
The anticipation was palpable as we waited for the result. When the little plus sign appeared, Alicia’s eyes filled with tears of joy. I pulled her into a hug, feeling a mix of elation and disbelief.
“We’re going to have a baby, James!” she whispered, her voice trembling with happiness.
I held her tight, the gravity of the moment sinking in. But as the days passed, a gnawing suspicion began to eat at me.
We had been careful, using contraceptives diligently. And with the stress of her illness, our intimacy had taken a backseat. The timing just didn’t add up.
One night, as we lay in bed, I couldn’t keep it inside any longer.
“Alicia, there’s something I need to ask,” I began, my voice heavy with hesitation.
She turned to me, her eyes soft and curious. “What is it, James?”
“I know this sounds crazy, but I need to know for sure. Can we do a paternity test?”
The look of hurt that flashed across her face was like a dagger to my heart.
“James, how could you even suggest that?” she snapped, her voice rising. “You think I’d cheat on you?”
“It’s not about that,” I tried to explain, my tone pleading. “I just need to be certain. For my own peace of mind. To be the best husband and father I can be.”
Her anger morphed into sorrow, tears streaming down her cheeks. “How can you doubt me like this?”
“I don’t want to doubt you,” I said, feeling my own eyes burn. “But I need to be sure. Please, Alicia.”
The silence that followed was deafening. She finally nodded, her shoulders slumping in defeat. “Fine. If that’s what you need.”
As the days went by, waiting for the test results was torture. Each moment stretched on endlessly, filled with an oppressive weight that seemed to crush my spirit a little more each day.
When the envelope finally arrived, I could barely bring myself to open it.
Alicia sat across from me, her face a mask of anxiety and hope. Rocky lay at my feet, his head resting on his paws, sensing the tension in the room.
“Are you ready?” I asked, my voice barely a whisper.
Alicia nodded, tears already glistening in her eyes. With trembling hands, I tore open the envelope and pulled out the results.
The words blurred before my eyes, but one line stood out in stark clarity: “Probability of paternity: 0%.”
For a moment, the world stopped. I couldn’t breathe, couldn’t think. Alicia’s gasp brought me back to reality. She reached for the paper, her hands shaking as she read the result.
“No… this can’t be right,” she sobbed. “It has to be a mistake.”
“We’ll do it again,” I said, my voice hollow. “We have to be sure.”
We repeated the test twice more, each time clinging to a sliver of hope that the first result had been wrong. But each time, the answer was the same.
Alicia wasn’t carrying my child. I finally confronted her about it, and she confessed that she’d had an affair. The news hit me like a sledgehammer, shattering the fragile remnants of my trust.
“James, please,” Alicia pleaded, tears streaming down her face. “It was a one-time mistake. I swear it meant nothing. Please, don’t leave me.”
I looked at her, the woman I had loved and trusted with my whole heart, and felt a deep, aching sorrow.
“Alicia, I can’t do this,” I said, my voice breaking. “I can’t stay with someone who broke my trust like this.”
“Please, James,” she begged, her voice choked with sobs. “We can get through this. I love you.”
“I love you too,” I admitted, feeling the sting of those words. “But love isn’t enough without trust. I can’t pretend this didn’t happen.”
The decision to file for divorce was the hardest thing I’d ever done. We agreed to split everything fairly, but when it came to Rocky, Alicia broke down.
“I can’t take care of him alone,” she admitted, her voice barely above a whisper. “I’m so sorry, James. I just can’t do it.”
Rocky looked up at me, his soulful eyes filled with understanding. He had been my rock through this whole ordeal, sensing the truth before any of us. I couldn’t imagine leaving him behind.
“It’s okay,” I said. “I’ll take Rocky with me.”
Packing up my things and leaving the home we had built together felt like a nightmare.
But I also felt a strange sense of relief. It was time to start over, to rebuild my life from the ground up.
One afternoon, Rocky and I headed to our favorite park. I threw the ball, and Rocky bounded after it with his usual enthusiasm. But instead of bringing it back to me, he trotted over to a woman sitting on the grass with the ball clutched in his mouth.
“Well, hello there,” the woman said, laughing as Rocky dropped the ball at her feet. She had bright, friendly eyes and an infectious smile.
“Sorry about that,” I said, walking over. “He usually returns the ball to me.”
“No problem at all,” she replied, giving Rocky a pat on the head. “He’s adorable. I’m Courtney, by the way.”
“James,” I introduced myself, feeling an unexpected warmth in her presence. “This is Rocky. He seems to like you.”
“Well, I like him too,” Courtney said, her smile widening. “You have a great dog.”
We chatted for a while, and I found myself enjoying the conversation more than I had anticipated.
Courtney had a lightness about her, a genuine kindness that made me feel at ease. As the evening drew to a close, we exchanged numbers, promising to meet up again.
That is how I ended up here on the porch, reflecting on how far I’ve come.
Alicia’s betrayal left deep scars, but I was beginning to see a path forward.
With Rocky by my side and new possibilities on the horizon, I felt a glimmer of hope. Maybe, just maybe, the future held something good after all.
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