A man on a fIight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied.
A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, I’ll let you use the ladies’ room, but on one condition – don’t touch the buttons on the wall! The man breathed a sigh of reIief while sitting on the toilet, and his attention drifted to the buttons on the wall. The buttons were marked “WW, WA, PP and ATR”.
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked “WW” and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, Wow, this is strangeIy pleasant, women really have it made!
Still curious, he pressed the button marked “WA” and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.
This is amazing!” he thought, Men’s rooms having nothing like this! He then pressed the button marked “PP”, which yielded a large powder puff that delicately appIied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn’t resist the last button marked “ATR”, and then everything went black. When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, “What happened to me?! The last thing I remember, I was in the Iadies’ room on a plane!
The nurse replied, Yes, I’m sure you were having a great time until you pressed the ‘ATR’ button, which stands for ‘Automatic Tampon Remover.’
Joy, the Heroic Pit Bull
A heartwarming tale from Minnesota showcases the incredible bond between a family and their adopted pit bull mix, Joy. Two years ago, Joy entered their lives and quickly became inseparable from the children, Emilly and Jonas. Little did they know, Joy would soon prove to be their hero.
One evening, as the family relaxed in the backyard, Joy’s persistent barking alerted them to a crisis upstairs. Rushing to investigate, they found Jonas unconscious in the bathtub, with Joy desperately trying to pull him to safety. Thanks to Joy’s quick thinking and unwavering loyalty, Jonas’s life was saved.
Reflecting on the incident, Jonas’s mother expressed profound gratitude, acknowledging that without Joy’s intervention, the outcome could have been tragic. This story highlights the profound love and protection dogs offer their families, reminding us to cherish these precious bonds and the joy they bring into our lives.
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