So I just got back from army infantry training which lasted 22 weeks , during the entire time my wife (whom I’ve been with her for 3 years married last year officially) had multiple affairs with several different guys while I was away , I came home last week and accidentally discovered videos she made on her IPad with them that were time stamped, geo pinned , and “graphic” to say the least . I haven’t said a word about it nor confronted her yet and I have no idea what to do now , I need some guidance please…
The Lazy Husband! (Hilarious Story)… Read it Here!
Wife: Honey, would you mind clearing the garden for me?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a landscaper?
SLAZY PARTNER! (HAHA STORY)
Spouse: I’m sorry, sweetie. So, how about we take care of the bathroom door?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a carpenter?
The spouse leaves the tasks unfinished when he leaves. Later, he comes back to find the bathroom door mended and the lawn well-kept.
Wife: I knew she would take care of things on her own!
Wife: I wasn’t the one responsible.
Wife: Honestly? Who then carried it out?
Wife: The woman next door.
Spouse: What was the amount you gave him?
Wife: He had no desire for money. I have two choices from him now: bread or sex.
Spouse: I hope you fed him some bread!
Wife: Do I appear to be from a bakery?
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