A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
She was once a movie star whose intense gaze and sky-blue eyes drove fans wild. But now, age has taken its toll, and she has aged significantly…
Once upon a time, an exceptionally talented American actress captured the hearts of millions with her outstanding performances and captivating azure eyes reminiscent of an icy princess, leaving audiences spellbound.
This extraordinary woman, known as Foster, embarked on her acting journey during her formative years at boarding school, where she participated in theater productions, refining her craft and conquering stage fright.
Her cinematic debut came swiftly alongside Michael Douglas in the film “Adam at 6 am,” garnering attention in professional circles for her distinctive appearance and entrancing gaze.
Throughout her illustrious career, Foster earned critical acclaim for her roles, even securing a nomination for the Canadian film award “Genie” for her performance in the drama “Ticket to Heaven.” Notable credits include appearances in “Master of the Universe,” “Strangers Among Us,” “Another Story,” and “Blind Fury.”
Beyond the silver screen, Foster found success in television series such as “Cagney and Lacey,” “Xena – Warrior Queen,” “ER,” “Quantum Leap,” and “The Amazing Wanderings of Hercules,” among others.
Despite her popularity, Foster’s romantic life saw her married only once to colleague Stephen McHattie, though the union eventually dissolved. Today, she resides alone on her expansive ranch, dedicated to horse breeding.
As time passed, Foster’s film appearances dwindled, and the natural aging process became evident, with deep wrinkles gracing her face. Nonetheless, she remains unapologetic about her appearance, choosing to embrace the aging process without resorting to plastic surgery.
With her distinctive appearance and commanding presence, Foster continues to captivate audiences, demonstrating that age cannot diminish her enduring allure. Her performances and unwavering spirit stand as a testament to her remarkable talent and timeless appeal.
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