A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker Share the Joy of Welcoming Their Baby Boy
Love has blossomed between Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, and their happiness knows no bounds. In fact, the couple has recently announced the arrival of their precious baby boy, and fans couldn’t be more thrilled.
A Dream Come True for Kourtney Kardashian
Despite both having children from previous relationships, Kourtney and Travis never had any doubts about starting a family together. However, the journey was not without its challenges. Kourtney faced numerous struggles before receiving the long-awaited news of her pregnancy, which she happily shared on stage during a Blink 182 concert!
With a sign that read “Travis I’m pregnant,” Kourtney surprised Travis mid-performance, leading to an emotional hug before he returned to his drumming. Kourtney describes the process of getting pregnant as grueling, as she carefully monitors what she puts into her body. The IVF treatment she underwent took a toll on her mental health, causing her to experience moments of depression.
Gratitude for the Lifesaving Doctors
Kourtney Kardashian expresses her eternal gratitude to the doctors who played a vital role throughout her pregnancy journey. She faced a dangerous situation that required emergency fetal surgery, and she credits the incredible doctors for saving both her and her baby’s lives.
While Kourtney’s previous three pregnancies were relatively smooth, this one came with unexpected challenges. However, the joy of leaving the hospital with a healthy baby in her arms made it all worthwhile.
Unveiling the Baby’s Name
The baby’s name has become a subject of much speculation, but as of now, neither Kourtney Kardashian, Travis Barker, nor any social media sources have provided an official confirmation. Some believe that the name might be Rocky, but until Kourtney or Travis themselves unveil the truth, it remains a mystery.
Regardless of the struggles they faced, Kourtney and Travis believe that every moment was worth it. They have been blessed with a healthy baby boy, and their fan base eagerly awaits the reveal of the newest member of the Kardashian clan’s name!
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