The hit 1972 sitcom “M*A*S*H” introduced the world to a number of memorable and beloved characters, from the smart-mouthed yet compassionate Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce to his endearing friend, Captain B.J. Hunnicutt. Almost every character had stuck in the minds of the fans.
One of the characters that often featured but was easily overlooked by his military counterparts due to his nervous nature was the 4077 MASH unit’s company clerk, Corporal Walter Eugene “Radar” O’Reilly. Although many of the staff on the base tended to take Radar’s effort for granted, the fans sure noticed him.
Radar was portrayed by the acclaimed actor Gary Burghoff from the start of the TV show in 1972 until the seventh season, which aired in 1979. Although fans clamored for more of the unassuming clerk, Burghoff revealed that he needed to step away from the show to rekindle his personal relationships and fight burnout.
“M*A*S*H’s” Influence and Burghoff’s Personal Identity
Although Burghoff enjoyed playing Radar, the role became increasingly demanding. The actor commented that it became difficult to separate himself from his character in the eyes of the public, which soon became tedious. He also noted that he despised being fawned over by the crowds:
“Aw, I know I’m cute. Cute, cute, CUTE! I was always cute because I was always the smallest kid on the block. I hate cute.”
Everyone saw Burghoff as an adorable, short, timid character as they’d known him on-screen and on the stage for many years. However, after years of being looked down upon, both metaphorically and physically speaking, Burghoff grew tired of the persona so easily attributed to him by scores of people he had never even met.
The actor lashed out against this view of him as a cute little fellow by defending his height. As he so rightly pointed out, 5 feet 6 inches isn’t irregularly short, and he would have seen the tops of Arte Johnson or Mickey Rooney’s heads had they ever met. Nonetheless, the persona stuck.
Luckily for all his fans, Burghoff didn’t let his disability stand in his way, and he pursued his dream of becoming an actor.
Despite his misgivings about how others perceived him, Burghoff’s fellow cast members adored him. The director Charles Dubin recalled working with Burghoff before he left “M*A*S*H,” noting how caring and pleasant Burghoff was to everyone on set. However, Burghoff had another aspect of himself that drove down his self-esteem.
Burghoff had been born with a congenital disability called Brachydactyly, a form of Poland Syndrome. The condition left the actor with three fingers on his left hand that were noticeably smaller than the rest of his digits, and the abnormality had plagued him since he was a small child. The actor commented:
“Of course, this defect affected me while I was growing up. I suppose when I was very young, I knew my disability would set me apart and make me special.”
Luckily for all his fans, Burghoff didn’t let his disability stand in his way, and he pursued his dream of becoming an actor. Yet, becoming a fan-favorite on one of the most iconic TV shows America had ever produced never managed to quell his insecurities about his stout fingers and stocky frame.
Throughout his run on “M*A*S*H,” Burghoff tried to hide his left hand from the camera. He would often position himself so that the camera could only see one side of his body and usually gestured with his right if the scene required it, although the actor would be obligated to use both hands now and again.
In one of the earliest episodes, viewers were introduced to Radar as he stood in an open area, wearing a greyish shirt and his trademark cap. As the actor turned around and looked at the sky — once again hearing approaching helicopters before everyone else — the camera briefly panned over both his hands holding a football.
When Colonel Sherman T. Potter first made his appearance on the show, taking over from the beloved Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, Radar and the new commander shared a scene where they first met. As Colonel Potter exited the room to find the latrines, the camera centered on Burghoff’s upper body as he opened a box with both hands.
Another infamous scene caught Burghoff with both hands on camera. During a regular morning salute, with the loathsome Major Frank Burns leading the ceremony, Radar does his usual morning salute with a bugle. In a hilarious twist, one of the men fires off the ceremonial canon at Burns’s behest.
Naturally, Radar gets the short end of the stick as the cannonball flies directly at him, knocking his instrument clean out of his hands. In the next few seconds, Burghoff turns toward the camera in a pantomime of rage, balling his fists and stomping in outrage. Here, both his hands can be seen for a brief second.
In one of the later episodes, the writers showed off Radar’s softer side when he cuddled his pet guinea pig, Babette. Naturally, Radar stood with his left hand beneath his right, but just as he started to sing, Father John Mulcahy called for him. Burghoff’s hands were visible again as he put the Babette away.
One of the scenes where Burghoff openly showed his left hand came as part of another gag the show pulled. At the start of the scene, Radar could be seen walking across a dirt road while two other military personnel walked away from the camera. The man on Radar’s right first lifted his hand in salute, followed shortly by one on the left.
Radar, the pleasant character he was, lifted his right hand in response to the first salute, as military etiquette dictates. Caught off guard by the quick second salute, Radar lifted his left hand as well, essentially performing a double salute. Feeling sheepish, he frowned and lowered his hands slowly in one of Burghoff’s classic displays of confusion.
I Was Sure It Was My Husband’s Daughter Living with Us Until I Came Home Early One Day
For years, I thought I’d never find love, until I met Aiden. But one quiet evening, a sound from upstairs revealed the truth: my charming husband and his “daughter” weren’t who they claimed to be.
At 49, I thought my life had finally come together. After years of focusing on my career and building my business empire, I had everything except someone to share it with. Then I met Aiden.
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He was charming in a way that felt honest, not flashy. With his warm brown eyes and easy smile, he made me feel seen. We met at a fundraiser, and our conversation flowed like we’d known each other forever.
“I’m not much for these events,” Aiden had said, sipping his wine. “But it was Emily’s idea. She says I need to get out more.”
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“Emily?” I asked.
“My daughter. She’s eighteen. It’s been just the two of us since my wife passed. She’s been my rock.”
Something in his voice, the way it softened when he said her name, tugged at my heart.
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Aiden swept me off my feet. He sent flowers to my office, planned quiet dinners, and always listened when I needed to vent about work.
“You make me feel like a teenager,” I told him one evening.
“Well, you make me feel alive again,” he replied, taking my hand.
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When he introduced me to Emily, I was nervous. I didn’t know how a teenage daughter would react to her father dating. But Emily was polite, almost shy.
“It’s nice to meet you,” she said, her voice soft. “Dad talks about you all the time.”
She had a delicate, almost fragile look. Her big eyes that seemed too old for her age, like her mother’s passing made her lose her childish naiveté.
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“I’ve heard a lot about you, too,” I said, trying to break the ice. “All good things, of course.”
She smiled faintly. “He’s just happy. I haven’t seen him like this in years.”
Over the months, I grew close to both Aiden and Emily. Aiden was kind, dependable, and attentive. And Emily? She was reserved but sweet. She’d join us for family dinners, but she mostly kept to herself, studying or reading.
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One evening, Aiden mentioned they were having trouble with their house.
“The roof needs repairs,” he explained. “It’s been one thing after another since Liz passed. I’m starting to feel like I’m cursed.”
“Why don’t you both stay with me while it’s fixed?” I offered.
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Aiden hesitated. “Are you sure? That’s a big step.”
“Of course,” I said. “You’re practically family already.”
They moved in a week later. Eventually, after two months of living together, we realized we couldn’t wait to be together forever and got married.
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At first, my marriage seemed perfect. Aiden cooked breakfast most mornings, and Emily would shyly thank me when I left snacks on the counter for her or brought her little gifts.
But there were little things about Emily that I couldn’t quite figure out. She didn’t seem to have many friends, and when I asked about school, she’d give vague answers.
“It’s just boring stuff,” she’d say. “You wouldn’t want to hear about it.”
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“She’s always been private,” Aiden explained when I brought it up. “It’s her way of coping, I think.”
Still, something felt… off. I dismissed it, telling myself I was overthinking. They’d been through a lot. It wasn’t my place to judge.
Then came that evening.
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I’d planned a surprise for Aiden. A special dinner to celebrate our first year together. Leaving work early, I let myself in, expecting the usual quiet hum of the house.
Instead, I heard laughter coming from upstairs. My heart skipped a beat as a voice rang out, “Does she really wear this?!”
Before I could process what was happening, one of my dresses came flying down from the second floor, landing in a heap on the living room floor.
Shocked, I rushed upstairs.
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When I reached the bedroom, the door was slightly ajar. Through the crack, I saw Aiden and Emily sitting on the bed.
My jewelry box was open between them, and one of my diamond necklaces glinted in Emily’s hands. Around them, my things were scattered: cash, watches, and small valuables I hadn’t even realized were missing.
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At first, I froze. Were they tidying up? Planning a surprise? I tried to make sense of it, but something about the scene felt wrong. Emily’s bag sat open, half-full with what looked like my belongings.
“Careful,” Aiden said, his tone low. “Don’t forget the bottom drawer. There’s more in there.”
Emily laughed softly. “I know, I know. This is way easier than the last time.”
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My heart plummeted. The last time?
I backed away slowly, my breath caught in my throat. They hadn’t seen me, and I wasn’t about to let them know I was there. Quietly, I crept down the stairs, my mind racing.
Once I was safely in the living room, I grabbed my phone and activated the security system. With a few taps, I locked the bedroom door, trapping them inside.
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I called Sarah, my detective friend, my hands shaking as I explained what I’d seen.
“They’re in my bedroom, packing my valuables,” I whispered. “I locked them in with my security system. Sarah, I think they’re stealing from me.”
“Stay calm,” she said, her voice firm. “Call the police right now. I’ll head over and meet you there.”
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When I hung up, I dialed 911, my voice trembling as I explained the situation. The dispatcher assured me officers were on their way.
From my phone, I pulled up the security camera feed of the bedroom. Aiden was yanking at the door handle, his face tense. Emily paced the room, gesturing wildly.
“What the hell is going on?” Emily snapped.
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“The door’s locked!” Aiden barked. “I don’t know how, but she must’ve done this.”
Emily’s voice rose. “You said she wouldn’t catch on! This was supposed to be easy!”
I clenched my fists, anger and betrayal simmering beneath the surface. They’d played me for a fool, but their little game was over.
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When the police arrived, I let them in and directed them to the bedroom. Two officers went upstairs, while I stood in the foyer with Sarah, my legs trembling.
Minutes later, Aiden and Emily were brought downstairs, their hands cuffed behind their backs. Aiden’s face was unreadable, but Emily glared at me with thinly veiled hatred.
“What’s the meaning of this?” Aiden asked, his voice sharp but measured.
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“You tell me,” I said coldly, crossing my arms.
One of the officers held up Emily’s bag. “We found these,” he said, showing the cash, jewelry, and watches inside. “Care to explain?”
Emily’s façade cracked first. “Fine! We were going to take them, okay?” she snapped. “But it’s not like she even notices half this stuff!”
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“Emily!” Aiden hissed, but it was too late.
“Emily?” the officer said, his voice steady despite the storm inside. “That’s funny, considering your real name isn’t even Emily.”
I stared at them in shock. “How do you know that?”
“They are thieves. Con artists. Did this in several states and escaped every time. Well, until they ran into you, ma’am.”
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I nodded.
“We found multiple IDs in their belongings. Names don’t match. And her date of birth? Doesn’t make her eighteen. She’s thirty-two.”
The room spun for a moment. 32. Aiden had told me she was just a teenager. My skin prickled with disgust.
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The officers pressed Aiden for more information, and under pressure, he finally broke. “It’s not what you think,” he muttered, avoiding my eyes. “We needed the money. You don’t understand—”
“I don’t understand?” I interrupted, my voice rising. “I welcomed you into my home! I trusted you! And all this time, you’ve been lying to me?”
Sarah stepped in, her expression grim. “We’ve seen cases like this before. They pose as a family, target someone wealthy, and rob them blind.”
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“They’re good at it,” one of the officers added. “Too good. We’ll need to look through the evidence, but there’s already enough here to charge them.”
As the police led Aiden and Emily to the door, Aiden turned back to me, his mask of charm completely gone.
“You’re going to regret this,” he said, his voice cold.
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I stared him down, refusing to flinch. “No, Aiden. You are.”
Emily, now tearful, looked back at me. “We didn’t mean to hurt you,” she mumbled.
I didn’t respond. I wasn’t going to waste another ounce of emotion on them.
That night, after the house was quiet again, I sat alone in the living room. The weight of what had happened settled over me like a heavy blanket.
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They’d deceived me so thoroughly, playing on my need for love and connection.
For days, I replayed the little moments I’d overlooked. Emily’s vague answers. Aiden’s reluctance to share details about his past. The way they always seemed to know exactly what to say.
Sarah came by later that week. “You’re not the first person they’ve targeted,” she said. “And you wouldn’t have been the last. But you stopped them. That’s what matters.”
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She was right, but it didn’t make the betrayal hurt any less.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that trust is a dangerous gift. I gave mine too easily, and it nearly cost me everything.
Still, I refuse to let them define my future. They may have stolen my time and my trust, but they couldn’t steal my strength.
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