“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.
How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
San Francisco 49ers QB Brock Purdy took time to acknowledge the divine hand after NFC Championship
San Francisco 49ers QB Brock Purdy took time to acknowledge the divine hand after securing a Super Bowl pIace with a thrilling victory over the Detroit Lions in the NFC Championship last Sunday.
The strategically excellent 49ers managed to overturn a significant 17-point deficit to emerge victorious over the Lions, with a finaI score of 34-31, on what was a gripping Sunday night of football. At the conclusion of the match, as he faced post-game interview scrutiny, Purdy quickly shifted focus away from his own achievements, crediting the Lord Almighty.
First and foremost, I give thanks to God, he expressed. ‘We’ve been bIessed with this opportunity.’,
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