The morning sun, usually a welcome sight, cast harsh shadows on the woman standing on my porch, her face a mask of indignation. Mrs. Gable, Grandma’s “entitled neighbor,” as she so lovingly referred to her, was a force of nature, and not a particularly pleasant one.
“How long am I supposed to wait for my share of the will?!” she demanded, her voice a grating rasp that could curdle milk. “My grandkids are coming over, and I want them to take their part of the inheritance before they leave!”
I blinked, trying to process the sheer audacity of her statement. “Mrs. Gable,” I said, my voice calm despite the rising tide of annoyance, “Grandma’s will… it doesn’t mention you.”
Her eyes widened, then narrowed into slits. “Nonsense! We were like family! She wouldn’t leave me out.”
“I’m sorry,” I said, “but everything in the house now belongs to me.”
I offered a small concession. “I’ve packed some boxes for donation. You’re welcome to look through them, see if there’s anything you want.”
“Donation boxes?!” she shrieked. “Your grandma was like family to us! We had to be mentioned in the will. Give it to me! I have to see for myself.”
“I can’t do that,” I said, my patience wearing thin. “The will is a legal document.”
She planted her feet, a stubborn look on her face. “Then I’m not leaving. I’ll just stand here until you give me what’s mine.” She proceeded to stand directly in front of my porch, peering into my windows and muttering under her breath.
I sighed. This was getting ridiculous. I needed to give this woman a reality check, a gentle but firm reminder that she wasn’t entitled to anything.
I went inside, grabbed a pen and a scrap of paper, and returned to the porch. Mrs. Gable watched me, her eyes filled with suspicion.
“What’s that?” she asked, her voice laced with distrust.
“I’m writing you a bill,” I said, my voice deliberately casual.
“A bill? For what?”
“For services rendered,” I said, scribbling on the paper. “Let’s see… ‘Consultation regarding inheritance, one hour… $100.'”
Mrs. Gable’s face turned a shade of purple I didn’t think possible. “Are you serious?!”
“Perfectly,” I said, adding another line. “‘Unauthorized surveillance of private property, one hour… $50.'”
“That’s outrageous!” she sputtered.
“And,” I continued, adding a final line, “‘Emotional distress caused by unwarranted demands, one hour… $150.'” I handed her the paper. “That’ll be $300, Mrs. Gable.”
She snatched the paper from my hand, her eyes scanning the ludicrous list. “You can’t do this!”
“Actually, I can,” I said, a smile playing on my lips. “And if you don’t pay, I’ll have to add late fees.”
She crumpled the paper in her fist, her face a mask of fury. “You’re just like your grandma!” she hissed. “Entitled and selfish!”
“Perhaps,” I said, “but I’m also practical. And I value my peace of mind.”
She glared at me for a moment, then turned and stomped off the porch, muttering about lawyers and lawsuits. I watched her go, a sense of satisfaction washing over me.
Later that day, as I sorted through Grandma’s belongings, I found a small, velvet-lined box tucked away in a drawer. Inside was a handwritten note, addressed to me.
“My dearest grandchild,” it read, “I know Mrs. Gable can be… persistent. Remember, you owe no one anything. Your happiness is your own. And sometimes, a little bit of absurdity is the best way to deal with entitlement.”
I smiled, a warm feeling spreading through my chest. Grandma had known exactly what to do. And she had left me the perfect tool to handle it. I had learned a valuable lesson that day: sometimes, the best way to deal with entitled people is to meet their absurdity with your own. And a little bit of humor never hurts.
Man Offers Panhandler Honest Work But Gets Turned Down, So He Makes A Sign Of His Own
Ryan Bray is a good-hearted person who constantly attempts to assist those in need. On his way home from work one Sunday, he came upon a panhandler on the street pleading for change. In his neighborhood, this kind of sight was not unusual. Bray approached the man with an offer because he felt driven to improve his life more.
Bray suggested offering the man a $15 hourly compensation to work for his family business rather than just handing him extra change. To his amazement, though, the beggar laughed at the suggestion and rejected it flatly. He didn’t see the point in working when he could beg for more money.
The man reacted angrily as Bray contemplated raising the wage. It seems that Bray’s idea shook his notion of an easy life where wealth came to him and questioned his complacency. Disappointed by the beggar’s reply, Bray made the decision to act independently.
As soon as he got home, Bray made a sign of his own. Then he returned to the same area of the street and openly criticized the panhandler for his apathy and lack of drive. Despite his overall kindness, Bray felt obliged to explain to the beggar the ramifications of his actions.
Speaking to reporters in Florida, the homeless man—who wished to remain anonymous—said that Bray had misled him about having offered him a job. All he sought was assistance to get off the streets. Every money he makes from begging, in his opinion, is a chance to gradually better his situation.
Still, Bray holds fast to his version of events. Holding his placard urging drivers not to give money to beggars, he is adamant that these people will be forced to leave the neighborhood if the community stops providing financial support for them.
Bray views the beggar’s insult as a chance to influence people’s viewpoints and persuade them to quit aggravating the situation. The episode in which the beggar reached inside his car and demanded money further strengthened Bray’s resolve.
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