A good laugh: Wife left instructions for the repairman but he decided not to listen

Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job. They never know what they are going to run into from one day to the next and sometimes, they may even be in for a surprise or two.

If there is one thing that any repairman will tell you, it’s the fact that they need to listen to what is told to them as far as instructions are concerned.

If you don’t listen to the instructions, you might find yourself in some trouble and the repairman in this story found himself in a very bad situation.

Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job. They never know what they are going to run into from one day to the next and sometimes, they may even be in for a surprise or two.

If there is one thing that any repairman will tell you, it’s the fact that they need to listen to what is told to them as far as instructions are concerned.

If you don’t listen to the instructions, you might find yourself in some trouble and the repairman in this story found himself in a very bad situation. Share

Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.

“Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!”

When the repairman arrived at Laura’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.

Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!”

To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Bob!”

15 Gifts With Packaging That Turned Out to Be More Exciting Than What Was Inside

Winter holidays help us discover hidden skills and talents, be it with house-cleaning, cooking, or wrapping presents. Some creative individuals manage to turn even the most trivial gifts into masterpieces. In such cases, this inspired packaging proves to be more interesting than the present itself.

We at Bright Side appreciate all things expressive and original. So today, we present you with 15 creations from people who transform the task of wrapping gifts into a special kind of art.

“I have a talent for wrapping gifts in misleading ways!”

“My grandma decorates wrapping paper with hand-drawn patterns!”

“I’ve just finished wrapping a gift for my sis. The outward shape is a ruse — there’s a necklace inside!”

“I guess this is the start of a new tradition. This year, I wrapped the presents in the colors of my favorite flags!”

“My wife’s present to me — whatever is inside, I hope it survives until tomorrow!”

“I’m finally done wrapping the present for my brother. He’ll sure be surprised to find it’s a toolset!”

“Each New Year, my brother and I compete to give the most difficult-to-open gift.”

“This time, I wrapped his present in concrete!”

“This Christmas, I used old maps as wrapping paper for the presents. Quite pleased with the results!”

“My idea of gift-wrapping a couple of concert tickets…”

“No wrapping paper on hand? No problem! I used cardboard grocery bags and metallic markers!”

“I bought my girlfriend’s parents a gift for Christmas and managed to wrap it like this!”

“Each year, I wrap the last present with the leftovers of other gifts’ wrappings.”

“Mom, are you proud of me now?!”

“These are my friend’s presents for his wife. The left package contains perfume, and the right one, a sweater.”

“I’m 23. I can rebuild a car engine from scratch and make unique spare parts for it. I can drive anything that has a steering wheel. But I’m really lousy at wrapping Christmas gifts!”

And what about you — do you like giving presents to your loved ones? Do you have any cool gift-wrapping tales to share?

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