He was the first man in the world to give birth – 16 years later, he looks like this

My Husband Invited His Entire Office to Our Thanksgiving Without Telling Me – My Revenge Was Delicious

When Zoe’s husband invites 15 coworkers to Thanksgiving — without warning — her cozy holiday turns chaotic. With a smile sharper than her carving knife, she channels her fury into orchestrating a feast they’ll never forget. Can she pull it off while teaching her husband a lesson he won’t live down?

Thanksgiving morning came in like a hurricane. My coffee had gone cold on the counter while I darted between rescuing the living room walls from Emma’s artistic endeavors and intercepting Jake, who’d somehow scaled the counter to get his tiny hands on a plate of cookies.

A boy reaching for a cookie | Source: Midjourney

“Emma, honey, we color on paper, not the walls,” I said, peeling the crayon from her sticky fingers.

She looked up at me with a grin both innocent and maddening.

“Jake!” I called, snatching the plate just as he made off with another cookie. He gave me a gummy smile, crumbs tumbling down his chin like tiny confessions.

A boy holding a cookie | Source: Midjourney

I sighed and scooped him off the counter, setting him on the floor with a toy spatula as a peace offering.

The turkey was in the oven, the table half-set, and the mashed potatoes — well, they were still more like potato chunks, but I was determined.

Hosting Thanksgiving was my Everest every year. Sure, it was stressful, but there was something deeply satisfying about pulling it off, even if my in-laws did nothing but offer critiques disguised as helpful suggestions.

A woman cooking | Source: Midjourney

I’d barely taken a breath when the front door slammed open. Dan’s voice boomed through the chaos.

“We’re here!”

We?

I turned, still holding a bowl of partly mashed potatoes, to see Dan standing in the entryway. He was beaming, the kind of grin he wore when he’d made a decision he thought was brilliant but was about to wreck my day.

A man standing in a doorway | Source: Midjourney

Behind him, a parade of unfamiliar faces streamed in, each looking ready for a party. Some held bottles of wine or bags of snacks, while others glanced around uncertainly, clearly sensing that their arrival wasn’t as warmly anticipated as Dan had promised.

“Dan,” I said slowly, my voice edged with warning, “who’s ‘we’?”

He didn’t notice the tension in my tone, and even worse, chose to ignore it. His grin widened, oblivious to the rising storm.

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“I invited a few coworkers,” he said casually as if this were something we’d discussed in detail and agreed upon over breakfast. “They didn’t have anywhere to go for Thanksgiving. Isn’t that what the holidays are all about?”

I stared at him, the words not quite connecting in my brain. Did he seriously just say a few coworkers? My grip tightened around the bowl of potatoes, the ridges of its edge digging into my palms.

“A few?” I managed, my voice climbing a little higher with each word.

A shocked woman holding a bowl | Source: Midjourney

“Fifteen,” he replied, as though it were the most natural thing in the world. He was still grinning, proud of his altruistic brilliance. “But it’s no big deal! Just make a couple more portions. You’re great at this stuff.”

I blinked, the number reverberating in my skull. Fifteen. Fifteen unexpected, unplanned, utterly uninvited people standing in my house on Thanksgiving, the day I dreaded each year for its precise balancing act of chaos and tradition.

For a moment, I was too stunned to do anything but picture my bowl of potatoes sailing through the air toward Dan’s head.

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The fantasy was short-lived but oh-so-satisfying. I could almost hear the splat as the potatoes scattered like confetti.

But alas, I was not the kind of woman who hurled produce. At least, not yet.

Instead, I took a deep breath, the kind that makes your chest feel too tight but stops you from screaming. Plastering on a smile that felt more like barbed wire than warmth, I pivoted toward the living room, where Dan’s coworkers were now awkwardly congregating near the couch.

People standing in a living room | Source: Midjourney

Emma was circling their legs like a determined little tornado, holding up her latest crayon masterpiece, while Jake toddled around with a triumphant fistful of crackers he’d scavenged from God knows where.

“Welcome, everyone!” I called, clapping my hands together so loudly it startled one poor guy into dropping his snack bag. “So glad you could join us! Since this was a little… unexpected,” I said, letting the pause hang heavily in the air, “I’ll need some help to make it all come together.”

Dan’s grin faltered. That alone was enough to give me a spark of satisfaction.

A man standing in a living room | Source: Midjourney

“Uh, I thought you had everything under control—”

“Oh, I do,” I said sweetly, my voice dripping with the kind of sugary determination that made my children instinctively behave. “But you can take the kids upstairs so I can focus down here.”

He opened his mouth to argue, the flicker of panic crossing his face suggesting he realized too late that he had underestimated the situation.

I gave him a pointed look. He closed his mouth and glanced around the room for an ally. None of his coworkers made eye contact. They all suddenly seemed deeply interested in the patterns on my living room rug. Smart move.

People standing in a living room | Source: Midjourney

With Dan momentarily neutralized, I turned back to the crowd, my smile now dialed up to full-on mom-general mode.

“Okay, here’s what we’re going to do. Jim,” — I decided the man fumbling with the dropped snack looked like a Jim — “can you continue mashing these potatoes? And you, Sarah, right? Great. Sarah, could you help set the table?”

They hesitated, unsure whether this was part of some elaborate Thanksgiving tradition or just my thinly veiled way of punishing them.

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“The kitchen is just through here, follow me,” I added, turning to lead the way.

Soon, everyone was busy with their assignments like recruits who knew better than to question their drill sergeant.

Dan returned after about ten minutes, now wearing a paper turkey glued to his shirt, courtesy of Emma’s relentless crafting enthusiasm. Jake trailed after him with a smug look, holding a juice box I was certain he hadn’t asked for.

A boy holding a juice box | Source: Midjourney

Dan surveyed the scene, his mouth opening in what was likely another attempt at commentary, but I shut it down with a simple glance. My impromptu army was working, and no way was he going to derail it now.

The sound of the potato peeler scraping against tubers joined the clinking of plates and the occasional giggle of guests trying to navigate their tasks.

It was chaos, yes, but it was my chaos.

A confident woman | Source: Midjourney

It wasn’t all smooth sailing. Someone spilled cranberry sauce on my rug, and another coworker accidentally doubled the sugar in the sweet potatoes. But somehow, by sheer force of will (and a little wine), the chaos began to look like progress.

Dinner came together like a miracle. The table groaned under the weight of turkey, stuffing, and all the trimmings, each dish looking more impressive than the last.

I took my seat at the head of the table, raising my glass with a triumphant smile.

A woman making a toast | Source: Midjourney

“Thank you all for coming on such short notice,” I began, my tone warm but pointed. “This wouldn’t have been possible without your help — literally. I hope you enjoyed seeing what Thanksgiving prep looks like in this house. Isn’t teamwork amazing?”

Dan’s boss chuckled. “Dan, you didn’t tell us we’d be working on our day off!”

The table erupted in laughter. Dan gave a sheepish smile, sinking lower into his chair. I allowed myself a moment of smug satisfaction.

A sheepish man at a dinner table | Source: Midjourney

After dessert, I stood, clapping my hands once more. “Alright, everyone, let’s tackle the clean-up together! Dan, why don’t you lead the dishwashing crew? You’re so good at organizing.”

Dan’s coworkers didn’t even blink. They rose, collecting plates and stacking bowls as if it were second nature.

I watched from the doorway as Dan scrubbed dishes, a streak of whipped cream on his cheek and an expression of utter defeat on his face.

A man washing dishes | Source: Midjourney

Jake toddled over, tugging at his pant leg, and Dan crouched down, his voice soft but tired.

“I’m sorry, buddy. Mommy’s the boss, isn’t she?”

You bet your glued-on turkey she is, I thought, smirking as I headed back to the dining room.

Later that night, as the house finally quieted and the kids snored softly in their beds, Dan found me on the couch. He sat down beside me, handing me a mug of tea.

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“Zoe,” he began, running a hand through his hair, “I’m sorry. I didn’t think about how much work goes into this. I shouldn’t have surprised you like that.”

I let the silence stretch just long enough for him to squirm. “No, you shouldn’t have,” I said, though my tone was more teasing than angry now.

He gave me a small smile. “You were amazing today.”

I sipped my tea, leaning back onto the couch with a satisfied sigh.

A woman relaxing | Source: Midjourney

“Just remember this next time you think about inviting an entire office to Thanksgiving.”

“Next time?” He looked horrified, and I couldn’t help but laugh.

“Let’s hope there’s no next time,” I said, resting my head on his shoulder.

Thanksgiving was a rollercoaster, but at least it was our rollercoaster, and I was firmly in the driver’s seat.

A confident woman | Source: Midjourney

Here’s another story: My MIL Gloria crossed a line when she strutted into Thanksgiving with a turkey bearing a photo of my face. Her humiliating “joke” in front of the family was the last straw. But little did Gloria know, I had a plan to turn her stunt into the talk of the town — for all the wrong reasons.

This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.

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